So this year I will try to build a product and make some money with it. Too bad that the AI apocapyse had to push me to do this, but hey, here we are. Only a few more years before us señior developers get hyperparameter optimized away.

(Insert sad gradient decent into notthingness here)

Now the best way that I can think of reaching this lofty goal is by just lowering my standards. I mean who needs to live a 2K amsterdam lifestyle when you can also live on ramen and pastel del nata?